Beinmanudo sinyor!

See title, that how everywon say helo in Orlando. It is spanesh and it is #1 languesh in city. Sign on road in spanesh, menu in spanesh at food store, everything in spanesh. Speeking of home I am missing mine much todays, this is kick the mule day in home country and no won can kick mule like Vladimier.

Oh, vladimier also join #1 site in olando orlando hispanic so he can meat fiends.

Helo fiends!

Helo and welcoming bak. Today I am driving round Orlando for #1 first time! I drive down the orange bloom trale and meat many very nice women who talk to me at stopping lite. One woman saids "You lookin fore good time". Yes I says. She get in car and I drive further, I asking her for directions to world of disneys or stuidio of the universe but she is not understanding me and reach to grab my penicle. I am kicking women out of car and caling local secret polease to brand her with harlet stamp. He is no undertanding me either and yell many words to my ear. Thes city turning to be problem for Vladimier.